It’s another Friday afternoon and I’ve been staring at my screen since 8 in the morning. In between trying to finish up some proposals and reports, I’ve also had the daunting task of figuring out what to write for you, my readers, on this sunny afternoon. As you can guess I am still blank to this point and I guess nothing works best than some alcohol to spur up the creative juices. (For my employer’s benefit as well). So here’s how to drink in the office before 5PM.

It has been scientifically proven that alcohol boosts your creativity. A Danish firm even made a beer to the same effect dubbed “The Problem Solver“. Sneaking in some alcohol into your system before 5Pm largely depends with your office environment. You can do it the hard way or the easy way. Some companies even have an office bar (*sighs) and others don’t really mind as long as you can deliver by EOD. (I’ve worked in creative spaces so I’ve been in both scenarios). FYI, try not to break the office rules if this will make you lose your gig.

Step 1.

Get the alcohol i.e sneak it into the office. Buzzfeed shares “18 Sneaky Ways To Drink Booze In Public“. Some of the ways that would work in our case include

1. Hiding your beer can inside a soda can

2. The vest thingie that holds beer under your shirt

* Damn the things people do to sneak alcohol into public spaces*

3. The infamous alcohol inside you coffee cup.

Okay, the list is endless if your creative enough.

Step 2.

Try and act sober while you’re at it. This is vital if you are to maintain appearances. You dont want to start doing the shmoney dance as you walk and avoid too many trips to the loo which will obviously raise suspicion.

Step 3

Please tell us if your method succeeds so we can try it.