Nikolas is one of the more interesting people on Twitter, he describes himself mostly with a white piece of chalk, on the floor. He recently acquired an extra “l” in his twitter handle, silencing the grammar nazi’s forever! Sometimes he describes himself on



We had a few questions for him, this is what he had to say:-
1. What was your first phone?


It was the telephone booth; those big red ones with the rotary things on them, you put coins in them then you dialed, or tapped, undoubtedly, why do you ask?


2. What do you prefer? Facebook or Twitter? Why?

I don’t know what a Facebook is, so, obviously I prefer Twitter. Family also tends to be on a Facebook, on twitter I can be free to be who I choose to imitate, sometimes even myself!


3. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Hopefully over there otherwise the bum imprint on this couch shall be irreparable, even memory foam does encounter amnesia every now and then, if properly hit with a mallet (not mullet, mind).


4. Any question for us? We’ll publish our answer as well?

Why this Q&A Mondays? Can’t we have it all the other days of the week too?

  • The license we got from the CCK prohibits us from doing so 🙁

5. What would you do if you were president for a day?

This is a trick question, if I could be Obama for a day, perhaps I could bring world peace, yes, I am sticking with that answer may have been watching too much of Fashion TV recently,I shall blame the models.


6. What’s your favorite book & movie?

I would be lying if I said I had a favorite book or movie, it would be lying and I would do no such thing. If asked to say i would be saying the first thing that popped into my head and this wouldn’t be fair to all the other movies that weren’t so quick to come to the fore, perhaps i shall even nominate the last movie i saw, what was it by the way? So no, no movie, but I like them old and dusty, the movies, not the women.
7. Who/What inspired you to do what you do now?

Not quite sure, fell into it by accident and voila, a thousand years down the line I am still here.


8. If you were to change jobs, what profession would you get into? Why?

I would go into retirement, is that a profession? That has been a life long dream, to watch grass grow and such like, that would be lovely. Why? Lets just say this job takes it out of you, mind, body and soul, sucks you dry.


9.If you had a superpower, what would it be?

I have one! If you ever wondered where traffic was at any given moment, I would at best bet be sitting in it. I am pretty good at that. I hope that answered your question? Speed.


10. If you were deserted on an abandoned island what 5 things would you want to have?

Why? I love the solitude and would thank the heavens profusely for the supreme blessing, oh and a knife, and a boat, well throw in a gun and ammo for good measure, and a genie, I can have one of those right? Are there animals and plants and fruits on this island? I think I lost track of this one, sorry. Coffee, did I mention coffee?


11. If you were a car, what car would you like to be? Why?

The Bugatti Veyron, is there any question? The best there ever is, exclusive, rare and mostly one of a kind and since I shall be so pricey I would be let alone in a vast garage for long periods of time which I am quite fond of.


12. If you could be in any band in the world, which one would you like to be in? Why?

I don’t know too many bands so I would say I would be in my very own band, would you join it? I would let you play the triangle, promise. No singing, you have a terrible voice.